Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Things That Suck About the Greatest Game in the World

This article ran over at our brother blog, Six Points Down, a Chicago sports and pop culture blog, on Monday, March 25. Since this article is about baseball and we here at GhostRide seem to like baseball, here's the article for your reading pleasure:


Baseball starts in 5 days. I repeat; baseball starts in 5 days. I played baseball for 15 years, and have been a White Sox fan for my whole life. No, seriously, my dad agreed to raise me and my sisters Catholic as long as we were raised White Sox fans. So, clearly, baseball holds a really special place in my heart. But while I’m always excited for baseball season, there seems to be an excessive amount of negativity baseball in general this year. As the season sets to start Sunday night with a wonderful opening night match up of the Texas Rangers, who are good, against the newly American League Houston Astros, who are horrendous, I thought long and hard about some things that the MLB could do to truly revive this game we love as the American Pastime.


Issue #1: The Pace of a Baseball Game

We get it, baseball can be boring sometimes.
Most people who don’t like baseball complain right off the bat- it’s boring! And to be completely fair and honest, while I disagree completely, I can understand the argument. Even during my playing days, I loved playing catcher because you were involved in every single pitch, as opposed to left field, where you could go a whole game with only 2 plays coming your way. For the casual fan who doesn’t understand pitch selections, hit and runs, and other baseball strategy, spending 3 plus hours watching a baseball game may seem like a waste of time. With the rise in popularity of hockey and its lightning fast pace, hitting, and goal celebrations, fans find themselves less and less interested in the deliberate pace of a baseball game.

The thing is, casual fans are never going to understand pitch selections, or advanced metrics, or the pros and cons of trying to steal second base. But what the MLB can do is institute some measures to make the game more enjoyable, and move at a better pace for the casual fan. Then hopefully we can stop Red Sox-Yankees games from lasting almost 4 hours.


Institute a pitch clock: 

This rule is simple. If a pitcher takes more than 20 seconds from the time he gets the ball to throw a pitch, the batter is given a ball. Get the ball and throw it. Further, if this results in pitchers pitch selection suffering and more runs, fans will be doubly happy.


Limit visits to the mound:

Coaches may only make one visit to the mound per pitcher, per inning, but catchers have unlimited trips. You’ll notice that the Red Sox and the Yankees are consistent offenders of the catcher/pitcher mound visit, often doing several per inning. Come on guys. This isn’t rocket science. Get it, throw it, and hash out any issues in the dugout in between innings. If the league were to limit catcher/pitcher visits in a similar manner as coach visits, this would certainly speed up the pace of the game.


Reduce warmup pitches:

These guys are professional pitchers, infielders, and outfielders. They shouldn’t need 8 warmup pitches before each inning. Throw 5 pitches, throw the ball around the diamond, and play ball.


Stop adjusting your cup:

Baseball is famous for hitters and their quirky routines during at-bats. Players step out of the batter’s box, adjust their gloves, adjust their cups, adjust their elbow protectors, do their hair, cook up some stir-fry, etc, etc, etc. Stop it. Take one foot out of the batter’s box, take your sign, and swing the bat. While rule proposal #1 makes pitchers step their game speed up, this rule, not allowing players to step out of the batter’s box during an at-bat, puts the onus on the hitter to keep his end of the bargain and keep the game moving.


Call the strike zone how it’s supposed to be called:

This one is simple. The strike zone in the MLB is tiny. Make it bigger. This will lead to more strikes, more aggressive hitters, less walks, and a more exciting game. It’s not complicated.


So would the MLB ever adopt any of these rules? I have no idea to be honest. The reduction of time in between innings inevitably leads to the reduction of advertising time, which leads to reduction of money, which everyone in the MLB would hate. But they also probably hate the growing lack of interest in baseball, so pick your poison MLB, and pick it well.

Issue #2: “The Human Element”

If you watch ESPN, you’ve heard this argument 7 million times and you’re annoyed by it. Umpires are people, and people screw up. The MLB has been reluctant to add instant replay, as they currently only use it on home run calls to see if they really were fair or foul, or over the fence, etc. As I mentioned, everyone is tired to death of this argument, with old school baseball people arguing that the “human element” of umpires makes the sport unique. No, you’re wrong. That just makes it shitty, like when Jim Joyce famously called a runner safe who was clearly (on the replay) out, ruining Armando Gallaraga’s perfect game. Buck Showalter, manager of the Baltimore Orioles, said it best, “The human element is the players.” Preach Buck. Have someone sitting in the “review booth” at each game, and on close calls, have that person review the play, and if he was safe, call him safe, and if he was out, call him out. Relay that message to the umps, move on. This doesn’t have to be a 5 minute process. Little League tested this for goodness sake, and saw excellent results. Embrace the robots, for they will eventually destroy us all.

Issue #3: The Explosion of Social Media, and Baseball Games are Expensive

This issue isn’t specific to the MLB, but it is important nonetheless. Baseball games are expensive. Tickets cost money, beers cost an exorbitant amount of money ($8 for an Old Style? Come on Wrigley), food costs more money, and souvenirs cost money. As I get older and have to manage my own finances, I realize and respect how much money my parents probably spent taking me to games, and I’m grateful for it. On the other hand, sitting on your couch with your computer, a bud light you appropriately paid $1 for, your twitter feed open, and the option to flip to Workaholics if your team is getting crushed is very very cheap. People have smartphones now, and with those smartphones come apps for twitter, Facebook, instagram, and fantasy baseball. When you cram 40,000 people into a stadium, and you have, for example, AT&T as your cellular provider, service sucks, and people can’t get on Facebook, or their fantasy baseball league, or twitter. Ballparks have attempted to add Wi-Fi to their stadiums, but at least at US Cellular field, that Wi-Fi is crap and just as frustrating as lack of cellular data coverage. Step up your game MLB, make these places more accessible to youths and their newfangled cell phone machines!

Issue #4: Both Chicago teams might kind of suck this year

Obviously, my excitement for White Sox baseball would be higher if Gordon Beckham could hit over .230, Adam Dunn could hit over .180, and John Danks’ shoulder wasn’t dead. But that is information for another post. And why won’t Alejandro de Aza play Lady Gaga as his walkout song!? Again, different post.

Conclusion: 

Baseball is the greatest game in the world. That’s a fact, and I will argue it until the day I die. But nothing is perfect, and as professional leagues across America strive to improve (NFL with safety issues, NHL with actually having seasons, NBA with small market teams), I hope the MLB really takes a deep look at some of its issues. Speeding up the game, embracing instant replay, and making stadiums more technology friendly would be a great step in the right direction to get this game back into the hearts of America. 

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