Blue Jays Fan Makes Incredible Discovery

We all know Canadians are weird. Yes, they brought us hockey, but ALL of their police ride horses, they use the metric system and EVERYTHING IS SQUARE!!! I'm pretty sure that is all true. Anyways, they're  reaching back into their closets and pulling out their Joe Carter jerseys as the Jays ascend from the perpetual basement of the AL East. Not sure, but I think this is the first light of day (or at least light of dome) this guy has seen since '93.

I definitely wouldn't step foot in his igloo.